… a whole lot of random.

3 Quality Last Minute Halloween Costumes

As found on the College Humor website.  These were my top picks, but check out the 7 others that make up College Humor’s list HERE

Steve Buscemi Eyes

What you’ll need:

-Glasses
-A printer
-Scissors
-To look into Steve Buscemi’s soul and confront your darkest fears

How to sell it:

-Pretend that there’s nothing unusual about your appearance until people stop noticing your eyes, then get real close and make them notice your eyes

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Epilogue Ron Weasley

What you’ll need:

-Red hair
-A gut
-To allow your life to sink into depressing mediocrity

How to sell it:

-Arrive at the end of the party and ruin what had previously been a really fantastic event

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Nyan Cat

What you’ll need:

-Cat ears
-Paper
-Markers
-Tape
-Cherry Pop-Tart

How to sell it:

-Run around repeating the same jokes for the whole night
-Make people look at you until someone finally admits that your costume isn’t actually that funny

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